Last week I was sent an email saying that people Abesoch actually hookup online. The guy who sent me this, would like to stay anonymous but wanted to share his recent experience while meeting a girl online on the Bernos Press.
For the sake of anonymity names/nicks have been changed.This excerpt is from a chat on Google Talk, the first time EthioGuy & EthioGirl talked.
If I was to say this two are currently exclusively dating, I would be divulging too much information. But might I say these two sound sophisticafied.
EthioGuy: I’m right. It is Rahel. adelle?
EthioGal: endet awekeh? YES, it’s Rahel. Did someone that knows me on Bernos rat me out?
EthioGuy: Yes, they did. And BTW, Rahel is a nice name … had a crush on a girl whose name was Rahel … actually two of them. So that’s a good sign …
EthioGal: hahahha. Ere? A good sign for what?
EthioGuy: : A good sign for good things to happen to me and you in the close horizon.
EthioGal: Ere? Mr. McFlirty down to business malet yihe neuw.
EthioGuy: : sbs. It is not like that. I was asked a question and I answered as eloquently and effervescently as I could. And a little flirtation is a good lubrication in any conversation.
EthioGal: Yep … lubrication is good in any flirtation that would lead to some … you know … hehe
EthioGuy: whoa! Sister. Now someone is on the same wavelength as I am. sbs. My kinda Ethiogal.
EthioGal: Ere do not read that much into it yene qonjo. I am a pure flirt and I tend to lead people on a bit. I hope you do not take offense by me telling you before hand. I flirt too much on BP.
EthioGuy: I am the same way. I am happy I met my match. My motto is “Flirt and flirt some more before you start having babies.”
EthioGal: Yeah I do love flirting. gin when you work in male dominated area, you have to draw the line somewhere. ena demo andande, I find out that guys are only interested in my puppies.
EthioGuy: That is totally understandable. Totally. It fascinates me how drawn I am to breasts. I sometimes used to hold my exes breasts and go to sleep. Touching them, sleeping on them, feeling them on my face. Yep … totally understandable. BTW, you meant breasts when you said puppies. Right?
EthioGal: hahahha. Funny how whenever I said puppies, other folks would resort to the southern organ. And I always meant my breasts. You are the first I must say. So Kudos, mon frer … kudos. sbs.
EthioGuy: well, I never say the southern entity as a plural organ, although there are some out there that might argue on that point. sbs. but thank you for the Kudosing. What is my prize for being the first?
EthioGal: you will get to sleep on my breasts.
EthioGuy: oh goody. BTW what size breasts to do have?
EthioGal: Good enough to make you have a wet dream.
EthioGuy: Ah!! Hahahha. You are one of a kind. sbs. I likes very much.
EthioGal: I likes that you likes. It is an honor being liked by you. *wink*
EthioGal: metahu. I need to get some socks.
EthioGuy: did someone tell you about my foot fetish.
EthioGal: foot fetish?
EthioGuy: I confide some folks over tequila shots and they out me to some chick with magic breasts?!
EthioGal: ere
EthioGuy: outrageous!!
EthioGal: don’t under estimate the power of breasts
EthioGuy: I don’t baby. I do not. Lol
EthioGal: They aren’t as powerful as Vagina
EthioGuy: eh … vagina is just a gaping hole that’s continuously lubricated… it’s a vertical lip… not that fascinated… but boobs…. my god!! I would play with one the whole day and ill be the happiest ever.
EthioGal: lol. I wish I can take them off and ship them to you right now to see your happy face.
EthioGuy: I’m sorry but I also like the look on a girls face when she sees my sheepish grin … I’ve made girls cry by serenading their breasts.
EthioGal: hahahhaha. you are really funny. I think I am falling for you yene qonjo.
EthioGuy: you can fall on me anytime. Hehe.
EthioGal: I think for people like you … who love breasts for what they are … need to be given special permits to feel on boobs. I think you are feel-worthy. You can get away with it by showing our special badge. a boob badge. Lol
EthioGuy: hahahahahhahaah
EthioGal: that long train of ha’s tell me u concur with my idea… 
jolly good.
EthioGuy: the problem with that idea is that every guy is going to walk around with boob badge
EthioGal: no no no … u need to pass a rigorous test … show your compassionate side. You know, get 25 women to vouch for you and have your serenading abilities tested. And from what you say, I think you serenade beautifully.
EthioGuy: imagine all them guys cramming for a boob test … lol … I am loving you every minute of this chat. Where were you hiding all this time on bernos … wasting your flirtatiousness on mere puritans when we could have had a grandiose time.
EthioGal: you know I was in your neck of the woods. If I had known any sooner of your boob serenading skills, we would have met sooner.
Published by May 29th, 2007 in Dating.Send this post to a friend
So I figured out the guy but who’s the chick and when are they gonna make it official and tell everyone on BP?
This is their first ever conversation? They deserve to be together for sure. They are entertaining.
this is very imature ans silly
Boobs Wey Mot!!!
How shweeet… a boob story to melt the heart, wedding and hats to follow?:)
Betam Asaqshign hidaya…
OMG OMG…What planet are they from? I can’t believe this there first conversation. What a connection. Anyways good luck guys and please keep up us updated.
A very interesting read indeed. The satyr and nymph of BP, how enchanting you are! Yours is a match made above the clouds. I definitely want to be in BP. I wonder what other prurient thoughts are inspired there?
EthioGuy: eh ‘ vagina is just a gaping hole that’s continuously lubricated its a vertical lip not that fascinated but boobs. my god!! I would play with one the whole day and ill be the happiest ever.
this is a joke, right? some guys are more in to boobs than ass but boobs over vagina?? doesn’t even make anatomical sense. for your sake, thank Goodness for improvisation. enkuan temetcaH wendim.
one question though, does ol’ girl know he has shared this with someone else and that person in turn has made it very public??? Even if it is posted under aliases via a third party on some random blog, it is still violation of privacy. if that is so, EthioGuy youre a classic case of —–. though if she did consent, then more power to you two love birds and Bernos for seizing this as an opportunity to advertise.
I think both have agreed on sharing before this was posted…
BTw weyzarit you language is somewhat I don’t know what to say…
errr….this kinda gives BP a false/wrong representation, in my opinion. BP has more to offer. Though I wish you good luck (ethio gal and guy)if those lines on Google talk lead you to dating (sounds like you two would spend more hours snuggling than anything else…huhu..), I see BP more as a place to exchange ideas…and a place/forum which has succeeded in making a tight cluster of like minds. I would hate it if people joined BP hoping to hook up….I’d really hate to lose the family atmosphere we enjoy. But to those who haven’t joined Bernos Press as well as those who joined but didn’t show up(ehehe, r u listening Zgent?), I’d encourage you to visit our home
Nolawi says:
[quote comment="46778"]I think both have agreed on sharing before this was posted…
BTw weyzarit you language is somewhat I don’t know what to say…[/quote]
no need, your re-edit speaks for itself. you say tomato i say tomata. c’mon tho, can’t we negotiate on A**h*le? it so aptly gets my point across.
Wude, I was joking. In fact, I thought it was a piece from the creative mind of Nolawi. I was not implying that Bernos is a place to hook up, not that anything wrong about it. I said inspire not transpire. By the way, I am yet to be accepted in BP.
Surprise surprise I am indeed in BP. Just checked for the fun of it though I did not receive the welcome email. Will talk to you guys there.
Zgent….glad u finally made it hon. It wasn’t actually because of your comment…it was because of the post itself…we started discussing it in BP and Nol suggested we did the discussion here on the blog since it was posted here
suspicious: the story is fictional
its not… a hoax ofcource… i am sure you know the two people who sent this… if you trully read…
I am not going to divulge secrets!
I read it really carefully and since people really wanna know I suspect the guy is Nahom and the gal is Kebebush! There I said it. They can sue me in fall cause I’m busy in the summer
celeb i wont say yes or no.. but I can say it is real… they are dating!
[quote comment="47250"]celeb i wont say yes or no.. but I can say it is real… they are dating![/quote]
Selective reading? Maybe! If you’re listening/reading Nahom and Kebe I wish you nothing but a good life together. I honestly mean it. Cheers to the both of you.
Where is Curious, the BP matchmaker, when we need her professional opinion on who these might be?
That was a very interesting first time chat but it seems like you guys look eye to eye. Good luck you two love birds.
Aha I got it now….as they were tryin to cover up proof it was clear today on the press. Ethioguy is Nolawi (for sure) and Ethiogal is Yebolelij if not her then it’s definitely Shantiii (who seems to have disappeared after this post).
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(Disclaimer: I have a huge headache today so anything I say cannot be used against me in the court of Bernos)
no wrong…
ethio dude is not me..
I’m not an “EthiGal”?, and know practically nothing about ya’ culture, but I must say I’m quite intrigued (from this very dialogue-plus, if that means anything
). I love the way you all express yourselves here, and wish I knew what the little mixed-in-between words meant…
By the way, what about legs? Not a turn-on anymore? Or ever?
natasha you made me smile.. and i wish you new the little words as well… but its not safe to assume everyone of us are like these two.. fools!
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so…are you saying that nice long legs are still in the running?
What a waste of time.